Top Ten Tackiest Wines of All Time

Keith Levenberg has written about the $81 hamburger, the $1,000 pizza, and similarly inspired exercises in tackiness. This got him thinking what one would drink with such a meal. Surely whatever wine one uncorks should be at least as tacky as the meal itself. He presents his list of the Top Ten Tackiest Wines of All Time, any one of which ought to make a suitable accompaniment.